germany won because of this kid
i almost scrolled away
i literally just stomped away from my laptop
so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was.
i had to tell her this
Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint
are you fuckingkidding me
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
trying to figure out someone else’s shower
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana