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skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

fuckyeahzarry:

germany won because of this kid

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thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

i literally just stomped away from my laptop

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

i literally just stomped away from my laptop

m-dnightblue:

so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was.

i had to tell her this

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akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana